(+LYRICS+TRANSLATION+MEANING) MUSIC REVIEW: AGEGE BY TECKNO FT ZLATAN “ “THE FG DEY FUNNY, I EVEN THOUGHT THOSE GIRLS WERE BRA-LESS AND PANT-LESS….NEVERTHELESS THESE AGEGE LYRICS ARE SO BORING!

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So if FG is complaining about this kind of video, then where were they when Naira Marley released the video for ‘Am I a yahoo Boy’ by Naira Marley. Infact the “Am I a Yahoo boy” video focused more on the backside of ladies than this. Those girls were also on bikini.

Ehen, moving on, the question me I even want to ask is if that vehicle was truly moving while the ladies danced seductively on their bikinis, because I saw vehicles pass by their vehicle. Any idea, biko (Please) fill me in via the comment box

So about the song “Agege”, first of all, the video is of low quality. TG Omori needs to clean the lens of his camera; he still did better for “Am I a yahoo boy” by Naira Marley.

Ehen biko, what does the song “Agege” mean self, because the lyric is baseless and boring! The way Teckno composes lyrics like he is singing for himself in a parlor. His lyrics are always too poor and full of rubbish slangs. Too many slangs! That was how he was just saying rubbish in Beyonce’s song; mtchew.

What is logbologbo? What is pororo? What is potopoto? What is agege? The Agege I know is a location in Nigeria, so what does his own “Agege” mean? Except Teckno was referring to the backside of ladies.

I am certain he did not sit down to write these lyrics, even what Zlatan sang about has no correleation with Teckno’s verse or the chorus. Teckno is really poor at writing lyrics….

Does the song have any meaning? I am still trying to figure it out. What I can decipher from this song is that if the artistes have money, they would carry girls with big ass, sex them non-stop and then lavish on them.

He must really love Tonto Dike because I still can’t connect her to this song. What does he even mean by “Gone are the days wey Tonto Dikeh go dey frown her face (j’omo)”; why exactly is she frowning her face.

Take a gander at the lyrics below

LYRICS TO THE SONG “AGEGE” BY TECKNO FT ZLATAN

INTRO

Ah ah, okayyy

The thing wey I play here
No dare, no rest
Everyone of you
Ibile aiii
HOOK
Agege, ya steady
Agege, Agege (Agegege)
Agege, okay
Agege, yeah mama
Agege, I like a girl
Agege Ibile
Kapaichumarimarichupaco

Agege y’emi

VERSE 1 (TECKNO)

I Like a girl with expensive taste (With expensive taste)
I get money to waste (I get money to waste)
Gone are the days wey Tonto Dikeh go dey frown her face (j’omo)
She dey logbologbo (She dey logbologbo)
She dey draw like ogbonlo; yeah (Draw like ogbonlo)
If she give me her pororo
I go rub am for potopoto

Okay na
Am a fisherman (Ocean), are you a fish? (Okay)
Girl I hunger hunger o
I want to eat (Kuronbe)
Se you dey sell burger, how much is it?
Let me cross your border into your beach

CHORUS

Joromi ah, ehhh joromi (Se iiwo fe lowosha?)
Gboromi oh, ehhh Gboromi (Oya se labalaba l’ojuelegba)
Joromi ehhh Gbolomi  (Won ma deba bue)
Gboromi eh (Won ma deba bue) Gboromi (A n’bo)

VERSE 2 (ZLATAN)

J’omo (Let them know)
Won fe bawa joko (Won fe bawa joko) (They want to seat with us)
Ko le lawon moyan (Ko le lawon moyan) (So they can say they also know important people)
Won fefiwa gba star (Won fefiwa gba star) (They want to use us to shine)
Won feja ju wonlawon sharp (Won feja ju wonlawon sharp) (They are jumpy, they think they are smart)
Wo, won jani toriwa (Won jani toriwa) (They are fighting because of us)
Olorun maje o para won (Olorun maje o para won) (May God not allow them kill themselves)
Ah, ah, igo ati ada re (jesu) (This is bottle and cutlass)
Olorun maje o s’ara won (Olorun maje o shara won) (May they not kill themselves)


HOOK
Agege, ya steady
Agege, Agege (Agegege)
Agege, okay
Agege, yeah mama
Agege, I like a girl
Agege Ibile
Kapaichumarimarichupaco

VERSE 3 (TECKNO AND ZLATAN)
South African girls with a big, big bum
They like to make bad man ding, ding don
Follow me come and sing, sing song
Ama wunpe there ama live, live long
Everything for this life na vanity
If I get money I go buy anything
Buy anything, fuck anything
I go enter any country, fuck anything
Tanzanian  girls with big, big yansh
Dey like to roll am one calabash
They no dey see men with six packs
They like all the men with the big, big cars
Say na me dey collect their wife with our zanku eh eh
Rap yi odamiloju ah, you don’t know me (I am certain about this rap)
Emi ni  Mr zanku to end Shakushaku (I am Mr. Zanku that put an end to shaku shaku)

CHORUS

Joromi ah, ehhh joromi (Se iiwo fe lowosha?)
Gboromi oh, ehhh Gboromi (Oya se labalaba l’ojuelegba)
Joromi ehhh Gbolomi  (Won ma deba bue)
Gboromi eh (Won ma deba bue) Gboromi (A n’bo)
HOOK
Agege, ya steady
Agege, Agege (Agegege)
Agege, okay
Agege, yeah mama
Agege, I like a girl
Agege Ibile
Kapaichumarimarichupaco
CHORUS/OUTRO

Joromi ah, ehhh joromi (Se iiwo fe lowosha?)
Gboromi oh, ehhh Gboromi (Oya se labalaba l’ojuelegba)
Joromi ehhh Gbolomi  (Big tunes) (Won ma deba bue)
Gboromi eh (Won ma deba bue) Gboromi (A n’bo)

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DURATION: 3 MINUTES 18 SECONDS

 

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Born in the 80’s, Ogefash picked up writing early in her secondary school days at International School, Lagos. She took it professionally after her university days at the University of Lagos where she graduated from the Department of Mass Communication. She is a writer of several short stories some of which have been published in the magazines. Some of her popular stories are: A Night to Remember, The Special Gift, Haunted, Preparing Ahead of Time amongst others. Her novel "Looming Danger" published in December 2015, was highly recommended by people. She has worked with several media outlets some of which are Spur Magazine and Upcoming Magazine. With her love for children, she took up the task of supervising and taking care of children at the After School Department of Heritage School before her resignation. Her unique strory telling and song teaching skills endeared her more to the kids she worked with. Oge is a goal getter, a pace setter and always strives for excellence. She likes to impact and solve problems in a creative way in a challenging position. She has in-depth knowledge in reporting and editing. She is a seasoned writer and very passionate about her work. Interestingly, her blog is the first in Nigeria to start reviewing Nigerian and foreign movies and also write the plots scene by scene. Ogefash blog is also the first to give a detailed analysis about music and artistes in Nigeria and abroad. Ogefash says "I don't keep male friends because they always want to have sex with me. I don't keep female friends because they are always bitchy and envious. I only keep people I can call more than a friend!" Ogefash has an affinity for TV reality shows. In 2018, she represented Nigeria in the PanAfrican TV reality game show "The Maltavator Challenge" powered by Nigeria's number one malt drink packed full of energy giving vitamins B1, B2, B3 and B6;Malta Guinness. The show brought together four African countries Nigeria, Ghana, Ethiopia and Coted'ivoire who competed for the grand prize of 20,000 dollars. Undaunted by any task in her field, Oge is highly energetic and creative. She is a rare gem and a gift to this generation.

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