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WIN BRANDED GIFT ITEMS THIS EASTER #SUPREME NOODLES


It’s Easter this week fam! And, it’s time to win exciting prizes like cartons of Supreme Noodles, branded gift items and recharge cards in the #SupremeEasterMemories competition!
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Competition runs from 27th -31st March, 2018.
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ADVERT REVIEW: BAMA MAYONNAISE “THIS ADVERT DOESN’T TEACH CONTENTMENT!”


ADVERT REVIEW: BAMA MAYONNAISE- “WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE?”
Well, I surely do have a lot or should I say I have issues with this advert…

First is that this advert doesn’t teach contentment and I sincerely hope that no kid watched this advert without a parental guidance in order tell the child what exactly he or she should and shouldn’t pick out from the advert, which the advert failed to do.

In as much as I love the acting of the children in the video as well as the advert concept, the ending however already put a dent in the advert. In a world where children are easily misled, I suggest this advert should be revisited. It should be edited in such a way that the other boy was later discovered, scolded or punished for telling lies and lack of contentment. If this is done, the message of the advert will still be passed across “For Bama, children can do anything”

THE ADVERT

At the beginning of the advert, a woman is seen preparing her son’s school meal in the kitchen and at the same time hurrying him so he doesn’t go late to school. She garnishes his bread and then adds Bama to it. She then packs it into his lunch bag.

In school, during lunch time, the boy- Boy A brings out his food to eat but notices his friend- Boy B staring at him. Boy A asks boy B what happened and boy B tells him that he had forgotten his lunch bag at home. Boy A then shares his lunch with boy B; he is happy and this makes him shout yummy. Boy A replies him that his mum used Bama mayonnaise (Now at this point, they could have been creative about this advert whereby boy B tells boy A that he would go home and introduce Bama to his mum as well because it is yummy or better still, he goes home unhappy, and the mum asks him what the problem is, then he can simply tell his mum that he wants Bama because he loves it- Shikena!)

The next day, boy A’s mum packs his lunch bag for him again. Boy B’s mum dd not forget to give her son lunch this time. However, when boy B sights boy A, he remembers how yummy boy A’s food was and immediately hides his own lunch bag in order to eat boy A’s food with him again. During lunch time, boy A again sees boy B unhappy and asks him what the problem is and boy B replies that he forgot his lunch bag at home again. Boy A in his caring manner, shares his food with him again. The end…

Observation

• It is actually wrong to look at people’s mouth or food when they are eating
• The child would automatically find it convenient to tell more lies; he would tell lies to get other things not just for food.
• The child wouuld always want to have other people’s things

CLICK TO WATCH THE ADVERT HERE

Funny
Lol, when I watched this part, I couldn’t help but laugh. The young boy was in a hurry to let out that “Umm, this is yummy”

Thumbs up

Those children were so outspoken. This script is a good one but the latter part should be reworked on, so that children learn to be contented with what they have and know that it is wrong to tell lies. Though people preach “share with others”, but we all know that children are also thought not to collect something from people. Also, I love boy A, the boy carried smiled all through the advert. He was cheerful…

Remark
This is a nice script but not properly executed. It has a poor ending. It is not encouraging for children to watch this advert. It should be edited. That last part where he tried to hide his lunch pack, someone should have fished him out and lectured him on the importance of being honest and contented.

Some years back there was a particular Dettol advert where a child jumped into a pit to retrieve his ball. Now people criticised that particular scene, not because they feel kids may watch it and feel all pits can be jumped into. Dettol listened to people and edited that scene. So, I expect Bama Mayonnaise to also do the same thing

DURATION: 47 SECONDS (less than a minute)

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OGEFASH’S ETHIOPIAN MODEL OF THE WEEK SAYS “…I WILL BUILD SHELTERS FOR THE HOMELESS… “


Not all pictures do tell lies as our model for the week is truly handsome, athletic, swift, gentle, well behaved, outspoken and charming. His good looks can be attributed to his amicable and sociable character. His name is Keariam Abera Michael with the nick name “Karizu”.

Beyond his looks and physique, Keariam is clear sighted and bright as a button. He is an Ethiopian and he hails from Addis Ababa.

The July dude is in his 20’s. He is currently studying business administration and management at Unity University. He loves to play basketball, taking photographs, hiking and watching movies.

Keariam is not that type of guy that relies only on his mummy or daddy’s allowance as he works and schools. He works in a trading company though recently resigned.

One thing people do not know about you: I am not as carefree as I seem to be
TURNOFFS: Arrogant people
LIKES: People who are themselves
FAVOURITE MOVIE: Lord of the rings
MUSIC: I have plethora of them, it is hard to pick one
ACTOR: Denzel Washington, Samuel L Jackson, Robert De Niro, Ben Affleck

MUSICIAN: J Cole, Wale , Jay Z
BEST DRINK: Milk
FOOD: Burger
BEST PLACE: Basketball court
WISHES FOR ETHIOPIA: I wish the country grows with the potential it has
IF U WERE ETHIOPIA’S PRESIDENT FOR ONE DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?: I will restructure and build shelters for the homeless

Twitter: Keariam Abera @ Karizu

Follow on IG @ Karizuuu

https://www.instagram.com/karizuuu/

MBOK! THESE 8 CELEBRITY COUPLES LIVED FROM SOULMATES TO ROOMMATES…


These celebrity couples lived from soul mates to roommates until they eventually divorced. There was a time their love was ‘as sweet as sugar’ and they were regarded as ‘’love birds’ always holding hands and looking into each other’s eyes. They were the envy of other celebrity couples married and yet to be married, but now the sugar has no taste again, the bird flew away with their love, and now,love has gone sour. So, in order not to draw media attention, they decided to stick together but not as soul mates but as room mates until they could no longer live as room mates. ‘Ogefash’ blog brings to you the celebrity couples……

Iretiola and Patrick Doyle


The first couple on my list are the duo of Iretiola and Patrick Doyle. Not many people know that they have gone their separate ways but the union produced six children. Iretiola left the husband and kids and moved to her own self built mansion.

But come to think of it, do you need a soothsayer to tell you that this duo’s relationship was obviously dead. They hardly moved around together or talked about each other. One could tell that they lived in the same apartment but shared no mutual feeling; they were just room mates

One thing that may have punctured this relationship may be on the issue of increase in the part of one and the other was not keeping up. Iretiola Doyle was more in limelight than the husband. Patrick Doyle was living in past glory. The woman was raking in more money than the husband and overtime she became more famous than the husband. Sources revealed that Iretiola Doyle became the bread winner of the house as she became more affluent than the husband taking care of the family needs. There is also the age gap.

Tiwa Savage and Tee billz


(Clearing my throat) Common, Teebillz what were you thinking? That after all those heinous and spiteful words you wrote about your wife- Tiwa Savage Balogun, her mum- Iya Tiwa Savage etc and posted on your instagram page, you would still have a happily ever after wedding?

And Tiwa Savage what were you thinking that after all you came out to say on TV about your husband Tee Billz (Doesn’t buy diaper, he smokes this and that, womanises…) you would still have a happily ever after wedding? Okay, you guyz should continue oo…

Well the truth is that, one could tell that the case of this couple was more of deciding to forgive each other but they never forgot or let go the issue. They forgave each other partly and then moved on, but the inability to forget the issue crept up and consumed their union. I am not a marriage breaker, but I sincerely knew it, somewhere in my heart that, their re-union would not survive for long and this proved true.

Tonto Dike and Olakunle Churchill

The real Tontolet and the Churchillet! I have repeatedly tried not to believe that this two love birds are really no longer together. I thought theirs was love made from heaven and ordained specially by God. I thought they were inseparable until they joined the list of divorced couples. So aunty Tonto, so all those my husband is this and that, he bought me this and that, I love my husband “tori torun” na wash? God is watching oo.

Uncle Churchill, na the love wey you promise am you truly show am? Why you come dey flirt with another woman na? God is watching ooo.

Well, I later figured out that they were just great and perfect actors. They lived in the same room and acted their script well for the fame or sonmething else entirely. They made people believe they were soul mates, rather they were just room mates that needed to stay together to deliver a flawless job. I think they are still acting the script…

Caroline Ekanem and Musa Danjuma


Caro Caro! At times, some people just want the under of a man as well as the wealth; even if they are not going to be soul mates but room mates; the room plenty na and other wives don occupy their various rooms. So, I heard that she was against the husband marrying another person, forgetting that she also get “iya ile” before the husband marry am. “You share person husband with am, when im reach your turn, you know wan make them share am with you…hia…Who no like better thing na…”

Ini Edo and Philip Ehiagwina


Sincerely, I think this is another couple that are great actors, though unlike Tonto and Churchill that are still acting out a script, they have finished acting their own script. Really, they were just perfect room mates, never creating time for eachother. The whole marriage thing was just formality.

Damilola Adegbite and Chris Attoh


I don’t believe they are no longer together. They were such a beautiful, romantic and perfect couple only for it to be all over the media that they are no longer together. But who would be blamed for the separation? They moved from being soul mates to room mates. When they started, ‘the love dey do them’, suddenly love went sour. The husband would go out, claiming busy and at the end would not bring money home. All he did was just to enter the house and sleep. Communication between Damilola and Chris was punctured and they just managed to stay in the same house till they could no longer accommodate each other.

Toyin Aimakhu and Adeniyi Johnson


Really don’t know how things fell apart for this couple; I thought they were perfect couple. But after I watched their wedding video clip, then I discovered that Toyin was actually the one doing the loving more than the guy. The guy just needed her to boost his fame. He was practically cheating on her even after her wedding. Hence, living as roommate with her was convenient for him until he found another accommodation.

Toke Makinwa and Maje Ayide


Mbok, love is truly blind. This guy was obviously a definition of a perfect cheat. I don’t know why darling Toke didn’t see that. He hardly said anything about her while they were together. Meanwhile, Toke said a whole lot about him. Toke put the guy on her head while Maje put her under; omashe. This is what you call “In love with the wrong guy”. Toke thought they were perfect soul mates, meanwhile he just saw her as a roommate, though Toke discovered later, but it was pretty late.

I really hope the genuine love birds are able to fix their relationship and make it work again. I dedicate these songs to them “Photograph, Thinking out loud, Perfect, by Ed Sheeran” Winks…

I WANT TO SPEAK HAUSA TODAY (CLASS 70)


Do you have an Hausa friend or customer, and you feel like surprising them by speaking their language? Ogefash’s blog has got you covered. Put down a word, and we will translate it in Hausa for you. Today’s words…

ENG/HAUSA: LET US/BARI MU; SEX/JIMA’I; MAKE LOVE/ YIN SOYAYYA; HAVE SEX/ DA JIMA’I

ENG: I DON’T WANT SEX
HAUSA: BA NA SON JIMA’I

ENG: E DON’T WANT TO MAKE LOVE
HAUSA: BA NA SO IN YI SOYAYYA

ENG: LET US HAVE SEX
HAUSA: BARI MU YI JIMA’I

ENG: LET US MAKE LOVE
HAUSA: BARI MU YI SOYAYYA

(+LYRICS) MUSIC REVIEW: “MIND BY DAVIDO, MAYORKUN, DREMO AND PEREZZU” DAVIDO’S VERSE WAS OFF…


DMW- Davido Music Worldwide brought together four big artistes- Davido, Mayorkun, Dremo, Perezzu and they came out with this massive hit- ‘Mind’

The truth is, I don’t really know if the “eeh’ they said throughout the song made it more interesting or not, perhaps, it was just to fill in the gap for lack of words. I can practically tell you that they said “eeh” in each line of their verses. Do you doubt me? Then check out the lyrics here first before the main review…

LYRICS TO THE SONG “MIND”

VERSE 1 (DAVIDO)

Yeeh, fine fine girls wan come my way, but you are still the one I want ooo, ehh
So many kele wan block my way, yeeh, but you are still the one I need oh o

PRE CHORUS (DAVIDO)
And I’m sooo caught up, got me feeling eeh (caught up)
I don’t know what to do, got me losing my cool (caught up)
Got me feeling eh (caught up). I don’t know what to do…eeehh

CHORUS (DAVIDO)
I don’t even, I don’t even mind (mind mind oh mama), loving you
Girl I don’t even mind, I don’t even mind (Shaku Shaku my baby) loving you

VERSE 2 (MAYORKUN)

Dem get big baka and big low-waist (bigger waist). Dey make me trace you to your base oh
Dem be feeling fly I fumigate oh (fumigate). I never wana go my place oh

PRE CHORUS (MAYORKUN)
I’m sooo caught up, got me feeling yeahh (caught up)
And I don’t know what to do, got me losing all my goons eeeh(caught up)
Got me feeling eh (caught up). And I don’t know what to do…

CHORUS (MAYORKUN)
But I don’t even, I don’t even mind (Yeah I yeaeh), loving you
But I don’t even mind, I dont even mind (miiiiind, yeahh) loving you

VERSE 3 (DREMO)

One of my slay queens is a call away (a call away)
I drove a thousand miles to find you. I’m getting paper bi’pe moka iwe eh
And I’m ready to spend my paper (a ya ya)

PRE CHORUS (DREMO)
Girl am so caught up. Got me feeling eh (caught up) Losing control, got me twisted
I’m so (caught up). Got me feeling eh (caught up) Losing control

VERSE 4 (PERUZZI)

Will you behave? When other girls misbehave
Will you love or hate? When other girls wanna hate (She say I love you)

PRE CHORUS (PERUZZI)
I’m so (caught up).You got me feeling eh (caught up)
Losing control, I don’t know what to do now (caught up)
You got me feeling (caught up). I am losing control

CHORUS (PERUZZI)
I don’t even mind, I dont even mind. Loving, loving (loving you)
And I don’t even mind, I don’t even mind, Loving, loving (loving you)
Ty Mix

Fresh don’t even miiind, loving you
And, we don’t even mind collecting your boo

THE REVIEW

Lyrically, the song “ Mind” is quite on point but could have been better. The song has just four short verses delivered by Davido, Mayorkun, Dremo and Perezzu.

Davido’s verse talked about his resolve to stick to only one girl even though there are other girls trying to get his attention.

Mayorkun’s verse talked about his love for a lady’s shape (particularly her heavy front and big buttocks) which drew him closer to the lady. Her body is capable of making him stay with her forever and forget home.
This he said in “Dem get big baka and big low waist..”
I am still trying to figure out what he meant by “Dem be feeling fly I fumigate oh (fumigate)”

Dremo’s verse is self explanatory as Dremo drove a thousand miles just to find his soul mate and he eventually got as caught up… He has a lot of money and he is ready to spend on her

While Perezzu just wants a girl that is not nasty.
Though I didn’t quite understand why the answer to this question “Will you love or hate? When other girls wanna hate” was “I love you”; that is really off for me.

Lyrically, Davido’s lyrics synced well more than others, his was off the hook, next to Perezzu; though the answer the lady to the question he asked was off.

That name “Perezzu”- please what kind of name is that, can someone help me pronounce this name. After Perezzu, Dremo then Mayorkun.

WHAT IS THE SONG MIND BY DMW ARTISTES REALLY ABOUT

It is no doubt a love song. The quadruple sang about the ladies they are head over heels in love with. Because of these ladies, they can’t hold their cool any longer and they are losing control. This they all sang in the Pre Chorus “I’m so (caught up).You got me feeling eh (caught up). Losing control, I don’t know what to do now (caught up). You got me feeling (caught up). I am losing control”

Also, from the pre-chorus, one can tell that they are helplessly attached to the ladies and can’t pull out from the relationship they have with them even if they want to, because they are “caught up”, the word “caught up” explains it all. Like being helplessly hooked to someone

They are so in love with the ladies that they are willing to accept them the way they are. This they sang in the chorus ” I don’t even mind loving you…”

LOCATION/VIDEO PRODUCTION

The video was shot indoor, a place looking like a bar. This video could have been shot anywhere aside the bar. I mean, must all music videos be shot in a bar. There was really nothing creative or spectacular about the video. Don’t get me wrong, it is a clean video, good shots, quality production and so on. But is shooting in a bar all musicianS got to offer? Dremo sang “I travelled a thousand mIles to find you…” he could have hit the highway, not just sit down in a relaxed way in a bar- really how does that show that he travelled a thousand miles. He wasn’t even expressive though I loved his shaku shaku dance moves compared to Mayorkun’s. Infact, the way mayorkun danced that shaku shaku, I almost hated the dance itself…

WATCH VIDEO HERE

BEAT: Great beat, though I could hear a particular foreign song in this track (can’t remember the song though). Also, Mayorkun raised the pitch when it was his turn to sing; I think it would have been better for the last verse; the pitch Davido used was different from that of Mayorkun, then Dremo and Perezzu went back to the initial pitch USED BY Davido which was not as high as Mayorkun’s.

Just wondering
• I think Mayorkun’s verse should have come last, because his pitch was different from others
• Like seriously “we don’t even mind’ collecting your boo
• This Mayorkun’s shaku shaku dance is really funny


• Why is that girl exposing her falling whether na fallen breast na, even the person wey get correct boobs no expose am…hia

Duration: 3:54
BY DIRECTOR Q

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OGEFASH’S ETHIOPIAN MODEL OF THE WEEK SAYS “…I WILL BUILD SHELTERS FOR THE HOMELESS”


Not all pictures do tell lies as our model for the week is truly handsome, athletic, swift, gentle, well behaved, outspoken and charming. His good looks can be attributed to his amicable and sociable character. His name is Keariam Abera Michael with the nick name “Karizu”.

Beyond his looks and physique, Keariam is clear sighted and bright as a button. He is an Ethiopian and he hails from Addis Ababa.

The July dude is in his 20’s. He is currently studying business administration and management at Unity University. He loves to play basketball, taking photographs, hiking and watching movies.

Keariam is not that type of guy that relies only on his mummy or daddy’s allowance as he works and schools. He works in a trading company though recently resigned.

One thing people do not know about you: I am not as carefree as I seem to be
TURNOFFS: Arrogant people
LIKES: People who are themselves
FAVOURITE MOVIE: Lord of the rings
MUSIC: I have plethora of them, it is hard to pick one
ACTOR: Denzel Washington, Samuel L Jackson, Robert De Niro, Ben Affleck
MUSICIAN: J Cole, Wale , Jay Z
BEST DRINK: Milk
FOOD: Burger
BEST PLACE: Basketball court
WISHES FOR ETHIOPIA: I wish the country grows with the potential it has
IF U WERE ETHIOPIA’S PRESIDENT FOR ONE DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?: I will restructure and build shelters for the homeless.

Twitter: Keariam Abera @ Karizu

Follow on IG @ Karizuuu

https://www.instagram.com/karizuuu/

HE SANG THE SONG “IF I DIE YOUNG” AND HE DIED YOUNG…


Just like the days of “Akogun- Da Grin”, before his death, he released a track titled “If I die” and he died days after, so also was the case of this upcoming rapper, Rappon D’victor who also released a track titled “If I die young” and afterwards died of an unknown sickness.

The difference between his death and that of Da grin is that Dagrin already got his fame before his death unlike him who is getting recognition after his death. May his soul rest in peace.

EBONY REIGN! A BEAUTIFUL SOUL GONE TOO SOON



Beautiful and young Ghananaina musician, Priscilla Opoku-Kwarteng popularly known as Ebony Reign was just twenty years old before her demise. She died in a road accident on the Sunyani-Kumasi road in Ghana. She was buried on the 24th of March, 2018. May her soul rest in peace in Jesus name- amen.

CHECK OUT THE FUNERAL PICTURES HERE
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CHECK OUT TIWA SAVAGE’S NEW LOOKS AFTER DIVORCING HER HUSBAND- TEE BILLZ


Extremely gorgeous Tiwa Savage is for sure unstoppable and not letting anything hold her back again. What do you think about her new looks?

OMG! (In Olamide’s voice in the song- Science student)

She’s looking more like a cartoon character here…, so which cartoon character best describes our darling Tiwa?
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