Take a seat… maybe a million too !


Upgrade your DStv or GOtv subscription and stand a chance to win the Head of House chair plus N1 million weekly.

Big Brother is giving all the viewers an opportunity to win the very posh HOH chair and a million Naira every week, because there is no show without YOU. Kiss your ‘Jan-u-worry’ cares goodbye.

Here’s how:


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Upgrade your subscription to premium or compact if you are a DStv customer, or upgrade to GOtv Max if you are on GOtv. Make sure you pay 2 months upfront while upgrading and boom, you might just be spotting a money chair of our own and become head of remote in your compound because the weather man reports heavy rains with high chances of addiction.
You’ll definitely want to stay glued to our screens for buckets of wahala. It pays to upgrade!

Participate in the Closeup Cool Breeze #CoolLikeThat Lagos Music Contest and win big!



Lasgidi are you ready to be #CoolLikeThat?

Come party with @reekadobanks, @symplysimi, @izzlax, @iammayorkun, @humblesmiths and @mr_realgram on the 7th of February 2018 and also stand a chance to win for yourself an Iphone 7 , Beats by Dre headphones and lots more…

All you need to do is participate in the Closeup Cool Breeze #CoolLikeThat Lagos Music Contest.

Here is how to participate

-Download the beat here://goo.gl/zPc5sr
-Record your song on the beat and visit http://www.coollikethat.com.ng to upload your own song or upload on Instagram with #CoolLikeThatLagos

Shortlisted candidates will be announced by Midday, 6th of February, 2018.
Come party with Closeup. Don’t miss out. #CoolLikeThatLagos


A COMFY SETTING ATTRACTS MORE CUSTOMERS. ‘TRADE WEST’ FURNITURE HAS GOT ALL IT TAKES TO MAKE YOUR CUSTOMERS KEEP COMING!


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ADVERT REVIEW: MR CHEF SEASONING… “LOOK AT HIS FACE!”


HAHAHA, YOU JUST HAVE TO LOVE THIS ADVERT. GOT ME LAUGHING ALL THROUGH!
THE BOY NAMED OLA MADE IT LOOK LIKE A REAL HOME VIDEO; HE SHOULD TRY GOING INTO THE MOVIE INDUSTRY.

CLICK TO WATCH THE ADVERT HERE

At the beginning of the advert, a youth corper by name Ola is with his family on the the dining table all set to eat. Ola patiently waits for his mum to serve him. When his mum finally brings his food, he collects it from her and thanks her with so much joy.

As Ola is about to put his cutlery into use, he hears his name but he doesn’t see the person calling his name. He suddenly feels someone is out there to collect his mum’s sumptuous meal from him, so he tries to hide it under the table.

Moments later Ola is awoken by his friend’s call who is also a youth corper, and then he realizes that he has been dreaming of his mum’s food. Ola gets mad at his friend for waking him up at the moment he was about to eat his mum’s sumptuous food. Perceiving an aroma around him, Ola thinks it is still from his mum’s kitchen, but his friend laughs and tells him that the aroma is from one caterer by name- Mama Ngozi who apparently uses the same seasoning “Mr Chef” with Ola’s mum, hence the reason he is dreaming about his mum’s food.

The two corpers rush to the caterer’s home to have a taste of her sumptuous meal. Ola feels like he is home away from home since it is the same seasoning his mum uses.

This advert is self explanatory though the language used is pidgin. Look at Ola’s face, his expression is so hilarious!

Just wondering

Why the woman served the younger sibling first

A great advert though…
Duration: 30 seconds (Half a minute)

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HE WANTS ME TO SEND MY NUDE PICTURES!


Now, that is what is currently trending in relationships; nudity (otherwise known as nakedness) or better still ‘sexting’

Both send sexual images to each other via their mobile phones.Some play the easy and safe method by just sending sexual messages capable to make that person visualize sex with them or even masturbate; which means self sexual pleasure. When I say nude pictures or sexual images, ain’t talking about the laps or legs; I mean a guy’s dick and the ladies breast and vagina…

For all they care, they are just expressing how they feel sexually, and in a puzzled manner, I am like, really, you are just expressing yourself sexually? So, before the advent of phones and other sophisticated gadgets, how exactly were people expressing themselves sexually. There is really more to this extremely popular trend than meets the eye.

So, now I ask, who usually pops out the question between a guy and a lady about sending sexual images? Of course, the guys (99%), aint no feminist here, and who are those that are always eager to send these nude pictures? The ladies of course. They do this just to satisfy their partner’s needs and make him happy.

Some ladies believe it is the best way to keep their guy, stop them from looking else where or cheating on them or better still jilting them; “my sister na lie, guy wey go leave you, go still leave you,” even if you go to his office during his break time to give him a ‘quickie’. What you don’t know is that there may be someone else sending more provocative pictures…

So, why is it difficult for people to stop this despite the repercussions that flood the internet. It is simple, because after they try it once, twice and nothing happened, they overtime get use to this.

I was once in a relationship with a certain guy that always, I mean ‘always’ wanted me to send my nude pictures. In order to spur me into action, he would quickly send his nude pictures- his male organ precisely. The more I kicked against it, the more he sent. Then, I loved the guy no doubt, but my refusal to send my naked pics really got him upset, so I just sent pictures of my teddy wearing my undies, hoping that will do, but that didn’t. To be honest seeing nude images can wake all the dead cells in you at that moment.

So, how did I handle the situation? I always deleted his naked pictures immediately he sent them to me and convincingly told myself that those pictures showing just his prick alone were not for him but for one unknown guy in the internet with the same colour and size of his dick. And you know what? The communication between us overtime lessened, so I quit him. Obiously, that kind of guy would have wasted no time in uploading my pictures if I had sent them to him.

What am I trying to say? Basically, a guy/lady (mostly guys anyway) may just be unto you for just sex purposes and nothing more; ain’t preaching beautiful readers, but that is just the truth.

Now, nudity is not synonymous to people in a relationship alone, some wake up and just feel like posting their nude pictures, some as a way to celebrate a birthday or protest. Checkout these pictures

Well, this has taken me like two hours to write and I am about to drop my pen but not without letting you know the dangers of this act

1. If the relationship doesn’t work out, the nude pictures may serve as an act of revenge. It may also be used as a tool for blackmail, he/she demands money; it is usually huge.
2. Trust me, when people who have access to your phone see nude pictures of a familiar person, they will also like to have it one their phones and may possibly putt on the internet; they are called the hungry comment/like seeking social media users
3. In your extreme excitement, you may press the wrong button (if you know what I mean)
4. The truth is that, the person may actually be sending you pictures downloaded from the internet. All the person does is just to look for images that fit his/her size and colour.
5. He or she could show friends

WHO FEELS THE PAIN MORE

So who are those on the losing end if the relationship doesn’t work out?
Without mincing words, the ladies tend to be more on the losing end. Ladies self like to overdo, a guy will send send just his dick without his face, while the lady will send her vagina, breast including her face; madness.
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So, I conclude with the words by Tim Robbins. Nudity doesn’t make something sexy, the characters and their relationship make it sexy

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I WANT TO SPEAK HAUSA TODAY (CLASS 50)



Do you have an Hausa friend or customer, and you feel like surprising them by speaking their language? Ogefash’s blog has got you covered. Put down a word, and we will translate it in Hausa for you. Today’s words…

ENG/HAUSA- NAUGHTY/FITINANNE; GIRL- YARINYA; BOY/YARO, BABBAN YARO; TONIGHT/YAU DA DARE

fitinanne. And your sentence structure is use in Hausa. You should you baba or babban yaro

ENG: NAUGHTY BOY
HAUSA: FITINA YARO
ENG: NAUGHTY GIRL
HAUSA: FITINA YARINA

ENGLISH: I WILL BE A NAUGHTY GIRL TONIGHT
HAUSA: ZAN ZAMA FITINANNE YARINYA YAU DA DARE

ENGLISH: I WILL BE A NAUGHTY BOY TONIGHT
HAUSA: ZAN ZAMA FITINANNE BABBAN YARO YAU DA DARE