FAN 1: Emmm, how you dey na?
FAN 2: I dey o.
FAN 1: Ehen! So, where you dey go now?
FAN 2: I dey go watch Oritse femi show na
(The two fans go to the stadium)
At the stadium…
Music playing- Igbeyawo,
Announcer: (With his oyibo accent)Aaaay, let’s make some noise for Oritse Femi
Crowd: Aaaaaaaai
Announcer: Sorry, in the next 10 minutes
Announcer: So, let me see you raise your hand, if you know you are a great fan of Oritse Femi
All fans raise their hands, including Fan 1 and Fan 2
Announcer: Okay, so all those who are raising their hands would be going home with Oritse Femi’s Aso Ebi for his wedding coming up on the 25th of November,
2017(pauses)
Crowd: Hurraaay ( So, they all stretch hands to collect)
Announcer: And they would be paying the sum of 40k into these accounts..
Crowd: (Some suddenly stop raising their hands)…
Not a real fan ba?
So, where are all those Oritse Femi’s real fans?
So, it’s simple, you have never seen him live, you only get to see him in your dreams or on the screen. Don’t worry, those days of fantasies would be over on the 25th of November, 2017 as our one and only “Mercies of the lord” singer is inviting you for his wedding.
If you ask me, I think his aso ebi price is better than that of other celebs.
See his post below
