TRENDING MOVIES AT THE CINEMA — OGEFASH

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I WANT TO SPEAK HAUSA TODAY (CLASS 3)


Do you have an Hausa friend or customer, and you feel like surprising them by speaking their language? Ogefash’s blog has got you covered. Put down a word, and we will translate it in Hausa for you. Today’s words…

ENGLISH- HAPPY INDEPENDENCE.
HAUSA- FARIN CIKI ‘YANCIN KAI’.

ENGLISH- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
HAUSA- BARKA DA ‘RANAR HAIHUWA’.
OR FARIN CIKI DA ‘RANAR HAIHUWA’.

‘DANGER’ OR ‘ME AND MY BROTHER’



And so, I finally watched the video that went viral on the disagreement between Peter and Paul Okoye popularly known as Psquare as well as their elder brother Jude Okoye, and I was indeed engulfed with fear. This fight goes beyond Psquare still standing as a group, it is more of two brothers of the same mother and father not keeping malice with eachother; that is still united as a family. No one really knows the cause of the disagreement, rumour has it that, this and that…
Now, don’t get it twisted, brothers, sisters, relatives do fight, but they reconcile later. The group Psquare has had its numerous disagreements over the years and have reconciled over time. But watching this video, I understood more what people usually call ‘irreconcilable differences’. I hope this is not where this their disagreement is going to sha

“And some one go still open mouth call this fight- celebrity stunt, especially if dem reconcile- nawa 4 Nigerians sha. Make I even ask una, if you fight with person, u no dey settle am ni?”

Anyway, on this note, I sincerely call on genuine fans not to only pray that the Psquare group stay together, but also pray that Psquare and family still remain united.
Abeg, I no wan see Danger like una sing for ‘Danger 2009 Album’, wetin I wan see na “Me and my brother like una sing for ‘Invasion 2011 Album’

I WANT TO SPEAK HAUSA TODAY (CLASS 2)



Do you have an Hausa friend or customer, and you feel like surprising them by speaking their language? Ogefash’s blog has got you covered. Put down a word, and we will translate it in Hausa for you.

Today’s words…

ENGLISH- I WANT TO MEND MY CLOTH
HAUSA- INA SO IN YI GYARA TA ZANE.

ENGLISH- I DONT WANT TO MEND MY CLOTH
HAUSA- BA NA SO SU GYARA TA ZANE

OGEFASH’S MODEL OF THE WEEK



THE SCORPIO LADY-

Beautiful and easy going Adeyemi Oluwaseyi was born on the 11th of November. She is fondly called SheyIbb by her friends and families. She is a tailor and has interest in the blooming fashion world. She is currently a 200 level student studying Physics education at the University of Lagos. She loves chatting, reading and sewing. She is one soul you would love to have around you.
So, are you looking for someone to make that your beautiful cloth, give her a call now

Best drink: Fanta
Best Food:Pounded yam and vegetable with a lot of meat (laughs)
Favourite actress: Funke Akindele
Favourite musician: Titiana Manaois
What people dont know about me: That I am a quiet person.
If you were president for a day: I would love to balance all economic sector
Wishes for nigeria: A peaceful and flourishing country


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THROWBACK MOVIE: WIVES ON STRIKE



LOL! Wondering what sign means, you may have to watch the movie.

I am just picturing a scenario whereby a guy approaches a lady and immediately she does that sign…LOL, your guess is as good as mine. ‘Wives on strike’- a very interesting movie, infact extremely funny. Actors wey make sense come plenty for the movie- Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha, Uche Jombo Rodriguez, Omoni Oboli, Ufuoma McDermott, Keneth Okonkwo, Kalu Ikeagwu, Julius Agu…

A group of women in their own power gather together to express their anger on ‘child marriage’ and in a bid to make sure their voices are heard and their wishes are done, they deny their husbands some of their rights…(and u kno that kind right wey dey pain man pass if you no give am.) Extremely hilarious!

Didn’t review…

But if you have watched the movie, share your thoughts…

THROWBACK MOVIE: AYOMI


Rantimi (Bukunmi Oluwasina) wasn’t born blind, but some circumstances made her go blind at an early age. She has just one extremely close friend from childhood who overtime fell in love with her. She calls him Ayomi (Gabriel Afolayan. You may really want to know what happened, if they ended up together, or if Rantimi was able to see again and so on, then you just have to get the movie…

And trust me when I say interesting actors plenty for the movie- Yemi Sholade, Damola Olatunji, Gabrie Afolayan, Toyin Ogundeji, the writer of the movie follow gum body for the movie too- Bukunmi Oluwasina and many more

Didn’t review…
But if you have watched the movie, share your thoughts…

HABA! LAGOS STATE, WHY NA?



And so, people (na millions of people, no be thousands o) with their fingers crossed (An expression of hope that something one desires will come to pass or turn out to be true.(the free dictionary)), waited, as in waited for weeks leading to days to minutes to seconds for this Monday, September 25th almighty site ‘jobs.lagosstate.ng’ to open in order to apply for the sundry vacancies Lagos state government advertised, only for it it to end up at the popular naija phrase’ na wash’

People wey try apply, saw something like (apply in the next three hours, and after the three hours elapsed, they saw ‘you can apply in the next twenty three hours’- ah ah wetin na?)

Make I no judge sha, anyone that has successfully applied for any of the vacancies should signify. I think it is high time they knew that this their positive plan is really not working!

EHEN! WETIN HAPPEN WITH OGEFASH (EPISODE 4)

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WETIN HAPPEN?
A LADY ON HER WAY TO WALK SEES HER ONE-TIME MOST CHERISHED PRIMARY SCHOOL UNIFORM ON THE BODY OF A BEGGAR, SHE IMMEDIATELY HATED THE SCHOOL AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT

QUESTION?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO, IF YOU FOUND YOUR ONE-TIME MOST CHERISHED PRIMARY/SECONDARY SCHOOL UNIFORM ON THE BODY OF ONE OF THE BEGGARS ON THE STREET? PLEASE DROP YOUR COMMENT, ALSO CLICK TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE’S VIEWS.


TALK WITH OGEFASH (T.W.O)

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Follower

Hi Ogefash, please how do I handle someone that is extremely obsessed with me , because I don’t have feelings for that person.

Ogefash’s reply

Merriam webster dicitonary defines obsession as

:a persistent disturbing preoccupation with an often unreasonable idea or feeling; broadly :compelling motivation an obsession with profits has an obsession with gambling, or obsession with anything (i added this)

While handling someone that is extremely obsessed, don’t do the following

1. Switch off phone
Don’t even try to do that, because the person would keep calling your line non-stop till it is reachable and in that process, your number automatically stores in his heart and his head.

2. Avoid his calls
This is also a bondage format as the person would keep calling your number non-stop. He or she would feel it’s because you have extreme feelings for him/her that you are avoiding his/her call. At times, such people people wouldn’t even think that you are avoiding them, they would just conclude for you that you are busy or unable to pick up the call for some reasons, and he/she will keep calling you non stop. As a matter of fact- for one call missed- it is like ten times in their heart, so they would call you that ten times. So if you calculate three missed called, you can imagine what that would be in their heart.

3. Don’t cut calls
It is as simple as ‘don’t cut the calls because, he or she would still keep calling.

4. Block number
Well, this would have been the best option if the person doesn’t have your home address or if you are not on social media, cos if you have a social media account, he/she would search for you, and find every possible way to get to you. And of course, a sim card is affordable, so he/she would likely buy another one to get to you

5. Acting nicely
Don’t even try putting him or her in a friendly chat. If you do that, you are in trouble. Such person would think you are already in relationship with him or her. If you are nice to him, it would keep drawing such person close to you; that is, he or she would keep being fond of you. In essence, don’t be nice and don’t be hostile.

6. Shouting
Don’t think that by shouting at him/her, he or she would let you go, no that wont happen. He or she is obsessed with you and doesn’t notice that, infact, he or she would think it’s because you love him/her is the reason you are shouting.

7. Don’t play lesbian

So how do you set yourself free from such person- it is very simple
After you have adhered to the above points, you are on your way to letting go. So, you must ensure you act indifferently with him. Don’t be nice and don’t be rude.
So, this is it, whenever he/she calls, make sure you always say things that would infuriate him/her (How? you would ask, study him, there must be something that infuriates him/her). Don’t shout it, just chip it in in your conversation with him or her. You would see that the call rate would drop and he/she would eventually stop calling you.
And if he/she keeps calling, you can pick the call, but don’t talk to him/her; just be mum, till the airtime is exhausted.

EKITI RISING INITIATIVE ESSAY COMPETITION


STOMACH INFRASTRUCTURE : a vital solution for hunger?
Ekiti Rising Initiative has called for an essay competition on the rising drift-from- norm in governance; STOMACH INFRASTRUCTURE: a vital solution for hunger?
Competition:
Write a convincing article of not less than 2,000 words on the essay topic.
Eligibility:
Every citizen of Nigeria is eligible to engage in this competition.
Must be within the election eligibility age (18 above).
Gender flexibility.
Selection process:
Preference would be given to the first set of essays that are submitted within the stipulated period.
Four best essays would be selected by the judges.
Benefits:
The first four best essays would be rewarded in cash as decided by the Initiative’s coordinators.
The best essay would be published in National dailies with the name of the author.
Application process:
Send your prepared essay to Ayodejiibileye@gmail.com with the subject “ERI Essay competition”